What’s the first thing you do after taking a job spec? We all know you’re straight on the calculator working out the commission you’ll get. We can’t blame you – we’re in a commission driven industry. The real question is, what will you do with that commission? Are you going to blow it on a crazy weekend with friends? Or will you save for a big money purchase? Everyone knows recruiters need a goal. So we’re bringing you part two of our recruiter shopping list; ‘How Many Placements Will It Take?’ Whether you want to own a football club or a flying speedboat, it’s closer than you think!

Don’t forget to check out our first ‘How Many Placements Will It Take?’ blog.

The Boring Maths Bit

For all you mathematicians out there, here’s how we worked this out. We’ve worked from an average deal value of £8,000 and the average commission rate being 20% – this makes a single deal worth £1,600 for the candidate.

Nostalgia BCN6BK Bacon Express Crispy Bacon Grill – £175 (1 Deal)

Okay let’s face it, bacon may just be the greatest food ever. Now imagine how awesome life would be if you owned a bacon express grill! You can cook 6 strips in just a few minutes. What’s not to love?

Concepts X New Balance 990V2 “Tyrian” Trainers – £180 (1 Deal)

Any sneaker heads here? You’ve probably been drooling over the huge collaboration between Concepts and New Balance already. If this is news to you, get billing and grab a pair ASAP. Coming in a deep purple suede upper, these seriously unique trainers are inspired by an ancient process of dying garments with Tyrian purple – a natural colour extracted from sea snails. Yep, you heard that right – be an awesome recruiter so you can buy trainers made from sea snails!

BXR Exclusive Boutique Boxing Inspired Gym – £1800 per annum + £180 Joining (2 Deals)

Fancy rubbing shoulders with celebs while working out? That’s what you’ll get at BXR. The boxing inspired gym has a membership committee made up of Anthony Joshua, boxing promoter Eddie Hearn, DJ and producer Mark Ronson as well as Victoria Secret models Sara Sampaio and Maryna Linchuk. The gym is dedicated to developing a championship mindset, with professional training and facilities available irrelevant of level or ability. Sounds like our kind of gym – only 2 deals and you’re there!

Diamond Martini from New York’s Blue Bar – £8,200 (6 Deals)

We’ve all blown more money on a night out than we really should have – but have you ever spent £8,200 on a drink before? The Diamond Martini from New York hotel The Alonquin’s Blue Bar is in a league of its own. Well, this drink does come with a diamond ring included in the glass. Let’s get this straight, it genuinely is just a standard martini with a ring in it – you could essentially make this drink at home. But that’s no fun!

Quadrafoil Q2A Flying Electric Speedboat – £16,000 (10 Deals)

Flying speedboat? Oh yes please! Where do we sign up? This outrageous design revolutionises water sports. Not only will you look unbelievably cool, you’ll be basically ten years ahead of everyone else on the water. The future is here and it’s so damn cool! The environmentally friendly aspect is always a bonus too.

7 Night Luxury Ski Chalet Stay – £17,282 (11 Deals)

A must for any ski fanatic. Alpine Infusion’s luxury ski chalets are the place to be if you’re seeking an ultimate winter get away. Sleeping 10 to 12 people with 4 bespoke staff (including a professional chef), the Chalet Infusion option is located just 200m from the resorts infamous bars. Fully stocked complimentary bar? Yes please! Jacuzzi and sauna? Oh, alright then! Table tennis, pool table and darts? It’s a recruiter’s dream!

Chanel 18K White Gold and Diamond Pendant – £25,250 (16 Deals)

Ladies, never be upstaged with this exquisite necklace from Chanel. Adaptable and versatile, the piece lends an air of simplistic elegance to any look. The delicate feminine nature of this item is apparent even in the most subtle detailing. All eyes will be on you, everyone will know you mean business. Only 16 deals, it’ll be hard earned but so worth it!

7 Nights on Richard Branson’s Private Island – £25,850 (17 Deals)

Recognised as a celebrity favourite, Sir Richard Branson’s private island is an absolute must-visit holiday spot for the rich. Coming in at a whopping 4,500 USD per night, you’ll be sunning it up like royalty. Better get saving!

Brikk 24K Gold Lux Nikon Camera – £48,000 (30 Deals)

Fancy yourself as a budding photographer? Don’t let the public mistake you as a common photographer – show your style with a 24 karat gold camera. Because why not? Taking a year of R&D to come up with the finished product, only 77 units will be made. Parts of the camera offer a stingray leather base while the rest is certified gold casing. You only need to save for 30 deals to blow your money on this gem!

Basingstoke Football Club – £65,900 (42 Deals)

So it’s not every day a football club is listed on eBay but it does come cheaper than you may think. In December last year, non-league Basingstoke FC were put on eBay by their owner – originally listing for 99p. Three days later that small figure had shot to £65,900. Fancy yourself as a bit of an Abramovich at heart? Save for 42 deals and live the dream.

A Parking Space in London – £115,000 (72 Deals)

Sick of never being able to park in London? Buy your own parking space! It’ll only set you back the price of a three bedroom house in Hull. 72 deals and it’s yours.

Ripsaw EV2 Extreme High-Speed Tank – £160,000 (100 Deals)

Who didn’t want to own a tank as a kid? Now it’s time to make that dream a reality. Sitting as the fastest dual-track vehicle ever produced the Ripsaw is the world’s first ever commercially available tank. Totally worth the eye-watering price tag!

Emerald and Diamond Dog Tiara – £3.45million (2,157 Deals)

Yep, you read that right – it really does say million. Yes there actually is someone out there pocketing £3.45million for dog jewellery. We can’t quite believe it either. If you’re the type of person who fancies saving up for 2,157 deals to buy your bundle of joy a tiara – you deserve everything you have coming to you.

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